Congratualtions to Dan Witko currently our favourite Polish import and winner of this season’s Lochwinnoch 1km Rowing Challenge. A tearful Witko immediately dedicated his win to Lech Walesa and Mariusz Pudzianowski before complaining about not getting a teeshirt like last year’s winner Will G Marshall (now living in exile).
Surely Witko is far too posh to be wanting a free t-shirt? Or is it something he’s going to give to his housegirl?